Here's one of those fill in the blank surveys that was passed around that I decided to fill in because I am bored and trying to pass some time on a Friday afternoon:
1. My uncle once: got drunk and stole mail from the mail slot of a church. It turned out to be all junk mail but I'm sure god wasn't happy!
2. Never in my life: have I been able to keep to any sort of diet or meal plan for more than 1 week (and 1 week is probably a strech too!)
3. When I was five: Ii wanted to be a policeman and I was happy when I wore a match or was playing in the dirt (these are exact quotes from my "Book About Me" that I wrote when I was in kindergarten!
4. High school was: had a slow start until I grew boobs. I then started to become more popular! Go figure.
5. I will never forget: that you should never eat anything bigger then your head - tip from my mom.
6. Once I met: a lady who was the 2nd wife of a man that had left the man when he got a 3rd wife. It was fine when he only had two wives, but the third was too young and too demanding.
7. There’s this boy I know: he's kind of a goof, and kind of annoying....but for some reason I love him!
8. Once, at a bar: I sang too much karoke (actually that wasn't just once!)
9. By noon, I’m usually: hungry and ready to go home for the day.
10. Last night: I felt like shit but somehow motivated myself to go for a 40 minute run in the muggy heat. It made me feel much better though.
11. If only I had: somewhere I could live that I could afford to buy a house, so I could settle down, and where the temperature never gets below 20 celcius.
12. Next time I go to church: it will likely be for someone else's wedding.
13. What worries me most: not selling my condo in Cowtown and the economy going in the shitter.
14. When I turn my head left I see: a messy, but much cleaner than yesterday, desk.
15. When I turn my head right I see: an empty desk (my co-worker is on secondement at another company).
16. You know I’m lying when: when I can't stop smirking.
17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: being a kid. Too much responsibility these days but I like have a bigger allowance (i.e. my pay cheque!)
18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: a friend that sees that the person someone is blindly in love with is not for them.
19. By this time next year: I hope to at least have saved some money. I am spending way too much these days!
20. A better name for me would be: Feels Like Ass Today Girl
21. I have a hard time understanding: why people brush their teeth at work. I think twice a day is good enough. After every meal....excessive.
22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: be teaching an accounting class.
23. You know I like you if: if I grab your crotch. Just kidding. You can tell because I'll talk to you way more then anyone else we are with.
24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: my parents. They are a pain but I owe them everything.
25. Take my advice, never: settle in life. Sounds cheesy but if I had, I would be living in Cowtown right now, instead of paradise, and dating someone that was embarassed of me when I was being myself. Boo to that business!
26. My ideal breakfast is: Go Kashi Crunch cereal. Love that shiat!
27. A song I love but do not have is: I have them all!
28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: learn how to drink. There's not much to do there other than that!
29. Why won’t people: figure out that stick thin is gross so I won't feel like I need to lose 10 pounds.
30. If you spend a night at my house: be prepared to deal with hair. I shed a lot!
31. I’d stop my wedding for: a family crisis.
32. The world could do without: five-day work weeks. I vote that we reduce them to two day work weeks.
33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: eat mustard. Blugh.
34. My favourite blonde(s) is/are: the boyfriend.
35. Paper clips are more useful than: not much. I don't use them alot. I much prefer stapling stuff.
36. If I do anything well it’s: procrastination.
37. I can’t help but: surf the internet from time to time at work. If they don't want me too, they should ban it. That would really suck though!
38. I usually cry: at anything sad. Commercials, movies, the boyfriend being an ass, people I know leaving the island, etc.
39. My advice to my child/nephew/niece: be your wonderful self. Who cares what people say to you in high school because 3 years of your life matters very little in the grand scheme of things.
40. And by the way: I'm so tired I could pass out right now.
Friday, August 08, 2008
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3 comments:
You've been bored long enough.
Write something new already!
Love ya
oops, was logged in as my sister.
but it's ME!
Um agreed...it's like April now...where are you!? You're worse than I am!
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